This is not a hipster blog.

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theofficenbc:

John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer ARE Jim and Pam.

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yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

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spookypepper:

my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy

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nahlou:

there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you

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thatstheriddle:

dontpanicitshalloween:

alltime-loki:

fantastic-nightmares:

detective-neuro:

briannahuber:

consulting-meerkat:

salmon-dean-in-the-impala:

jemeryenner:

WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.

I read to all the comments first to build up suspense. Still didn’t prepare me.

OH MY GOD

IT’S SO AMAZING AND I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. MASH-UPS: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!

Holy Shit where can I download that

this is too pERFECT OH MY GOD I NEED THIS PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME THE DOWNLOAD LINK I NEEEEED IT

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING I EVER HAD THE PLEASURE TO HEAR IN MY WHOLE LIFE

DEAD.

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justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.

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supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

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epic-humor:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

X

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saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed

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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

#the optimistic look on pessimism

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michelleev:

gUYS REMEMBER WHEN ZACK AND CODY WENT TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE AND ESTEBAN WAS THE SASSY ESTEBANITA

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im-kellin-myself:

Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad

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dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

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